Supernatural
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Castiel: This creature has the power to take a human's form, read minds. Book of Revelations call her the "Whore of Babylon."
Dean: Well, that's catchy.
Sam: What's wrong with you? Are you... drunk?
Castiel: No! Yes.
Sam: What the hell happened to you.
Castiel: I found a liquor store.
Sam: And?
Castiel: I drank it.
Dean: 'Course, that's if you can get past the velvet rope. Must be nice--being chosen.
Leah: Well, Dean... you're chosen.
Dean: More like cursed.
No drinking, no gambling, no pre-marital sex. Dean, they basically just outlawed 90% of your personality.
Sam
The worst was the smell. The pain, well... what can you say about your skin bubbling off? But the smell was so... You know, for a second, I thought I left a pot roast burning in the oven. But.. it was my meat. And then, finally, I was dead.
Mary
See, you got to stop thinking of Heaven as one place. It's more like a buttload of places. All crammed together. Like Disneyland. Except without all the anti-Semitism.
Ash
Wow. Running from angels... on foot... in Heaven. With out-of-the-box thinking like that, I'm surprised you boys haven't stopped the Apocalypse already.
Zachariah
Sam: Dad said they always had the perfect marriage.
Dean: It wasn't perfect until after (Mary) died.
Sam: Heaven?
Dean: Yeah.
Sam: Okay, how are we in Heaven?
Dean: All that clean living, I guess.
Go ahead, Roy. Do it. But I'm gonna warn you--when I come back, I'm gonna be pissed.
Dean
What are you, the Hamburglar?
Dean
Why does Heaven care if Harry meets Sally?
Dean
