Supernatural
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You know me. Always happy to bleed for the Winchesters.
Castiel
Crowley ain't the problem this year.
Dean
You seem troubled. Of course, that's a primary aspect of your personality so I usually ignore it.
Castiel
This looks like a sex torture dungeon. Is this a sex torture dungeon?
Kevin
I can't live in the desert. I'm applying to Princeton.
Kevin
I'm sorry. I think you have to go back to start.
Castiel
Castiel: This is the handwriting of Metatron.
Sam: Metatron? You're saying a Transformer wrote that?
Dean: No. That's Megatron.
Sam: What?
Dean: The Transformer. That's Megatron.
Did you know that a cat's penis is sharply barbed along it's shaft? I know for a fact the females were not consulted about that.
Castiel
Pull my finger.
Castiel
Dean: What's that?
Sam: He's Kevin Tran. He's uh, advanced placement.
This one goes out to all the ladies.
Dean
Dean: Does that sound like somebody saying "No. Wait. Stop" to you?
Sam: Yeah.
Dean: Oh well.
