I've been here for a very long time.


Well that's great, because without your power, you're basically just a baby in a trench coat.


Dean: You know what this means?
Bobby: Yea, I didn't get a "soulonoscpy" for nothing.

Sorry you have me confused with that other angel. You know the one in the dirty trench coat who is in love with you. I don't care.


I think she turned me into a Jefferson Starship.


Really? You're going to use the "mother of the year" defense?


Bobby: You discovered it. You get to name it.
Dean: Jefferson Starships. Huh? Because they're horrible and hard to kill.

You know who whines? Babies.


Well now it just looks like you're pooping.


Bobby: I asked for a computer.
Sam: It is a computer.
Bobby: A computer has buttons.

Dean: Cas, get out of my ass.
Castiel: I was never in your...

Marshal Eastwood. Clint, Eastwood. This here's Walker. He's a Texas Ranger.


Supernatural Season 6 Quotes

Castiel: It's very complex. If the pizza man truly loves this babysitter, why does he keep slapping her rear? Perhaps she has done something wrong.
Dean: Are you watching porn? Why?
Castiel: It was there.
Dean: You don't watch porn in a room full of dudes. And you don't talk about it. Just turn it off. Well now he's got a boner.

How do you keep your lawn so green? C'mon Dean, you've never been what I call, Brady.

Yellow-Eyed Demon