Bobby: Damn thing's eating Rick.
Dean: Damn, I liked Rick.

You don't shoot Bambi, jackass. You shoot Bambi's mother.

Bobby

I sure hope we don't get Brandon's section.

Bobby

Bobby: What the hell is a "glamper?"
Dean: Sam?
Sam: High end camper. TV. AC. Wi-fi. Back to nature. Zero inconvenience.

We're on our third "the world is screwed" issue in what three years?

Dean

Well, Motel 6 just ain't leaving the light on anymore.

Sam

I think it's reasonable to want to know that you're off the freaking high dive, Sam. You almost got us both killed. So you can be pissed all you want, but quit being a bitch.

Dean

If you affirmate me, I'm gonna punch you in the face.

Dean

Ugh, I can't believe he was boning her.

Dean

Jimmy Tomorrow: You're looking... for something.
Dean: You're good.

Waiter: You are a virile manifestation of the divine.
Dean: What the hell did he say to me?

Dean: It's kind of like, Bewitched, you know? Don's Darren and doesn't even know it. Lot of laughs until you cheat on your wife.
Sam: Bewitched reference. Really?
Dean: Dude, Nicole Kidman was in the remake. Red head. Hello.

Supernatural Season 7 Quotes

We all saw him. No beard. No robe. He was young and, and, sexy.

Woman on TV

You're wrong. I am utterly indifferent to sexual orientation. On the other hand, I cannot abide hypocrites like you, Reverend. Tell your flock where your genitals have been before you speak for me.

Castiel