Don: She bakes cupcakes.
Dean: Yummy.

Sam: Really? From a freaking flask? What are you Bad Santa? On the job?
Dean: We're always on the job.

Dean: While you were out being Lance Armstrong...
Sam: That would be biking.

Nothing in our lives is simple.

Sam

Everything is better with cheese.

Leviathan

New rule. You steal my baby, you get punched.

Dean

Oh, Dean. I have a question. How do you talk to girls?

Sam

Don't let Satan change my presets.

Dean

You know, I really think Prince William has found the right girl. What do you think?

Lucifer

Bobby: Course, if at any time you want to decide that's utter horse crap, I'll be where I always am. Right here.
Dean: What? Do you want to do couples yoga or get back to hunting the Big Bads?
Bobby: Shut up. Idgit.

Well he was friend's with us, wasn't he? Can't get much dumber than that.

Bobby

You're my bunk mate buddy. You're my little bitch in every sense of the term.

Lucifer

Supernatural Season 7 Quotes

We all saw him. No beard. No robe. He was young and, and, sexy.

Woman on TV

You're wrong. I am utterly indifferent to sexual orientation. On the other hand, I cannot abide hypocrites like you, Reverend. Tell your flock where your genitals have been before you speak for me.

Castiel