Supernatural
Thursdays 8:00 PM on The CWSupernatural Season 9 Quotes
It’s Scooby-Doo time, douchebag. Take off the mask. I know you’re not Thinman. You’re just a me-me.
Ed
Yup, Bunker's haunted.
Dean
Before I go, can you guys promise me something? Can you two get over it? Dudes, just because you couldn't see me doesn't mean I couldn't see you. The drama, the fighting? It’s stupid. My mom’s taking home a ghost. You two, you’re both still here.
Kevin
That's your third unanswered voicemail. Did you ever think maybe he's not that into you?
Sam
This is not happening. I spend months getting through the veil to listen to Dean Winchester having some pity session. I heard enough of those when I was alive.
Kevin
You’re not the only one who has dated someone bendy.
Sam
Known fact. All women lie about their weight and age.
Dean
That’s what this boils down to, you can’t stand the thought of being alone. I’ll give you this much, you are certainly willing to do the sacrifice, as long as you’re not the one being hurt.
Sam
You know Sam, I saved your hide back there. I saved your hide at that church, in the hospital. I may not think things all the way through but when I do, it’s because it’s the right thing. I’d do it again.
Dean
A fish taco?
Dean
Yes, personal training brothers. Kind of like Hans and Franz, but, uh, less German.
Dean
What can I say Sammy? We lost this one, send me a postcard.
Dean
