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Who ya gonna call?
Susan
Any clients that they can take from us, we didn't deserve to keep.
Luke
I become apprehensive when the words freak and accident are used concurrently.
August
Shit waffles!!
Luke
It seems to be telepathically reading our desires and then leveraging them to keep us here.
August
Young Luke: Something happens to dad?
Middle-aged Luke: Life happens to him, buddy. Death is a part of life. Usually, the quiet part. So, here's the pitch. You stay here, and none of it happens. None of the complications, none of the muss or fuss, scary nights, the sad goodbyes.
Luke: Why don't you go ahead and get some food, while you're at it. What sounds good?
Zooey: Mmm, a morphine drip?
Zooey: I don't even understand most of this shit.
August: It must be difficult to focus when you're always busy trying to formulate your next ironic remark. Rather lazy intellectually, though.
Bob: A pleasure to meet you, Constance.
Constance: Die in a fire, Bob.
I think something followed us home.
Luke
Phil: So, this one version of the Roadie supposedly manifests in a large, red, bird-shaped rash on the infected person's left buttock.
Luke: What, exactly, am I supposed to do with that information?
Phil: Where is it, Auggie? Did we get it?
August: It rests in pieces.
