Ted Lasso
Wednesdays on Apple TV+Ted Lasso Season 2 Quotes
Boy, I love meeting people's moms. It's like reading an instruction manual as to why they're nuts.
Look, let me ask you one question. You're a great man. Does Jane make you greater?
Higgins
Ted: Roy, you're not gonna like this. But right now, Jamie here is being the mature one.
Jamie: It's true. I'm being super mature, you big dumb, hairy, baby t**t.
Jamie: I'm trying to build bridges here.
Roy: You couldn't f**king build Jeff Bridges.
Fairy tales do not start nor do they end at the dark forest. That's only something that shows up smack dab in the middle of the story, but it will all work out. It may not work out how you think it will or how you hope it does. But believe me, it will all work out, exactly as it's supposed to. Our job is to have zero expectations and just let go.
Ted: Hey, look, Roy, if you enjoy doing the whole pundit thing then by all means you should do it for the rest of your life.
Roy: Why won't you let me be happy?
Sam: I enjoy Renee Zellweger in all the Bridget Jones movies. Her accent is pitch-perfect, and her gift for physical comedy is grossly underrated.
Ted: Word.
Nate: What's Isaac need?
Ted: Well, I have no idea. No, usually in this situation, I'd have the player talk to the team captain before I intervened.
Nate: Isaac's our captain.
Ted: Exactly, I can't very well ask Isaac to pull himself aside. That would be dangerously close to messing with the ... What's it called?
Nate: The Dark Arts?
Ted: No.
Beard: The space-time continuum.
Ted: That's it, yeah.
Nate: Who's "that guy"?
Beard: Led Tasso.
Nate: Who's Led Tasso?
Beard: The last resort.
Hey, doing the right thing is never the wrong thing.
I'm going to insult something and then try it because I'm a good friend.
Rebecca
Phoebe: Uncle Roy, can we have ice cream for dinner?
Roy: No, that's dumb.
Phoebe: You're right. Thank you for helping me set boundaries.
