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Ted Lasso
Wednesdays on Apple TV+Ted Lasso Season 2 Quotes
Nate: We don't want calm athletes. We want killer athletes.
Beard: Even after they shower?
Does everyone agree that being winless for eight straight draws "ain't broke?"
Sharon
Roy Kent, you f**king legend!
Baz
Uh, easy Phillip. I'm not just a loser, I'm the loser.
Jamie
Football is death!
Dani
You deserve someone who makes you feel like you've been struck by lightning. Don't you dare settle for fine.
Roy
Higgins: Ted, what are your thoughts on therapy?
Ted: Uh, general apprehension and a modest Midwestern skepticism. Why do you ask?
It's funny to think about the things in your life that can make you cry just knowing that they existed, can then become the same thing that make you cry knowing that they're now gone. I think those things come into our lives to help us get from one place to a better one. And I hope we helped Earl do just that.