Ted Lasso
Wednesdays on Apple TV+Ted Lasso Season 2 Quotes
Yeah, instead of beating him beating him to death, I f**king forgave him. I'm still f**king furious about it.
Roy
And the joy is back at Nelson Road.
Arlo
Rebecca: I agree, concentrate on the task at hand, beating Brentford.
Higgins: Yes, because if we lose, it will kill me. Please don't lose Ted, I beg you.
Keeley, a good mentor hopes you move on. A great mentor knows you will.
Higgins
Where are we at with cloning these days, by the way? Them Scottish folks have been quiet on that front for a while, which means we gotta be close, right?
Beard: Your eyebrows aren't crazy.
Roy: Thank you.
Beard: They're psychotic.
Do you know how hard it is to get grown men to learn choreography?
Rebecca: Now we're in a bit of a limbo situation.
Ted: Great party game, horrible relationship status.
Deborah: What a chubby baby.
Rebecca: Congratulations, mother, you just fat shamed a baby to tears.
Dani: I hate these shoes so much, Jamie.
Jamie: I know, muchacho; cause remember, they ain't made for people like us. They're made for sheep. They're made for Muggles. They're made for t**ts.
Dani: When I get home, I will set them on fire, and their memory will burn in hell.
Jamie: Jesus, Dani.
Dani: Jesus has no place in the conversation of these damned shoes.
Beard: You know, if you weigh a person's body right after death, it's 21.3 grams lighter. Some say that's the weight of a soul.
Roy: Whoever figured that out clearly weighed someone, murdered them, then weighed them again. You live; you die; you're done. End of story. Good night.
Keeley: Roy, if you died, do you want to be buried or cremated? Like, if you were hit by a bus today, what do I do?
Roy: Go after bus driver and make him pay for what he did to me. Avenge me, Keeley, avenge me!
