Oleg: Squeeze your anus.
Nina: What?
Oleg: Squeeze your anus before you answer the question.
Nina: Is this a joke?
Oleg: No.

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Keep a tiger as a pet, it's still a tiger.

Elizabeth

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You look like a spy in an old movie.

Philip

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