He's an alternative facts piece of garbage.

Kenny

Iggy is like a gossip queen.

Eric

If you're hot, please feel free to take your shirts off.

Rachel

Like I'm happy for Jack, but I would do anything to change positions with him.

Iggy

You just have to tell me what you want, I can facilitate anything.

Chris Harrison

I get pressured from so many different ways being in this position. I already know what people are gonna say about me, and judge me for the decisions that I'm making. I'm going to be the one who has to deal with that, and nobody else.

Rachel

It's not gonna put a tear in my beer.

Lee

You're damn right I enjoy pissing him off.

Lee

This is the shit talking night. This is fun.

Lee

It was like a little boy was kissing me.

Rachel

Bryan: She's a great kisser.
Peter: I second that.
Bryan: He got my sloppy seconds.
Ellen: So we know that he kisses and tells.

I'm not a failed comedian, I'm a personal trainer!

Blake