The Bachelorette
Mondays 8:00 PM on ABCThe Bachelorette Quotes
I don't know if he has a crush on me. The other night he was over my bed, peeling a banana and licking the banana.
Lucas
On my Uber right up here, I explained to my driver that I was going for the "woman of my dreams." And he said don't take no for an answer.
DeMario
Rachel had on some black tights that fit her like a Coca Cola bottle.
Josiah
The only two legs I have to stand on are my two legs.
Lucas
He just doesn't have the "Whaboom."
Lucas
Foul on the play.
Ashton Kutcher
I mean I poop everyday, so I think I can handle this.
Iggy
That's my girl!
Ashton Kutcher
After I get the first impression rose, y'all catch me outside, how bout dat.
Josiah
It's all about Whaboom.
Lucas
I know I ain't Bieber, but I'm a believer.
Lee
I'm the number one seed. Period. I'm gonna win!
DeMario
