Our brand is the twins. You two are not interesting as individuals. What have I said about subplots?

Tonya

Ain't no mountain high, ain't no valley low, to keep us from making a live show.

Nick

Incentivize. Flatter. Push an agenda. Persuasion 101. It also helps not to be her mother.

Paula

Monica: You know when I feel the way you're feeling, there's a little mantra I love to say to pull myself out of it.
Nick: Yeah? What is it?
Monica: Get up you stupid little bitch, you'll do whatever is asked of you, and you won't get any food or water until the job is done!

OK, I really don't like calling other women a bitch, but what a bitch!

Raven

Zack: Nobody serves up a hot ass mess like you, Nick.
Nick: Great. Put that on my tombstone.

Hey, look at me. This is one thing that happened in your life, and it gave us Sammie, but it does not define you. That teacher is a creep and a predator. You are a talented, beautiful, fantastic woman, and I'm so proud to be your mother. I only wish you had told me when it was happening. And I would've spent the last seven years telling you that, and I am so sorry that you were alone.

Gina

Gabby: Did you write this?
Reggie: Yeah, yeah I did.
Gabby: Do you mean it?
Reggie: Oh, yeah. Well, the dinosaur is not me, though.

So, you can either quit or be fired, but either way, this is going on television.

Nick

Julia: You have a really nice...
Sound guy: Tattoo?
Julia: Body.
Sound Guy: So do you.

Gabby, you choreographed this? It's exquisite.

Monica

Nick: Where are we on the Me Too backlash?
Dante: It's over we're now on the backlash to the backlash.

The Big Leap Quotes

Stop saying I got fired. It's not accurate. The auto industry shipped my job to Mexico, and there was a global pandemic. From a bat! A bat killed all of our grandparents! How is that my fault?

Mike

Dancer 1: How does she not know he's gay?
Dancer 2: How does he not know he's gay?