Jane: Mine is missing.
Sutton: Okay, but that doesn't mean we swapped vibrators.

I have now seen both of my best friend's vaginas.

Kat

Kat: People knock now?
Jane: I like it. People are starting to pick up on the fact that this is our room.

Patrick: Is Jacqueline really friends with Sasha?
Jane: Jacqueline is friends with everyone.