Becky: Really sell the boredom now.
Harris: Alright, why don't you tell me about your day.

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DJ: So what do we get if we win this Instagram thing?
Becky: The scariest family gets a case of beer and a six foot everything sandwich from Jack's Liquor and Deli.

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I want your opinion. I do not want you teasing him. This family has a history of chasing off all the unstable men I bring into my life but Peter's different.

Jackie

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Jackie: All right so since I've got you both here together I want to show you my costume. Disemboweled cheerleader.
Darlene: Look at you all gory and sexy.
Jackie: I'm bringing a friend to the party and it looks like it's starting to be a thing so I wanted to show off a little leg, a little intestine.

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Harris: Oh my god! You guys won't believe what happened. I passed my driving test!
Jackie: Apparently it's pass everyone day.
Harris: Come on! I'm not that bad of a driver.
Jackie: I let you drive home and you made a garbage truck swerve. You don't see something that big on two wheels everyday.

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Hey, this is a good box. We got a bloody foot on a hook and a dissected alien and some tax returns. Ooooh! The IRS believes we have a home office.

Becky

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