Callie: She thinks I don't want you to marry her.
Brandon: Maybe I don't want to marry her. I'm just suddenly questioning if she's the one.
Callie: Why are you having doubts? Because of the prenup?
Brandon: I mean, it's everything, you know? I'm suddenly questioning if she really even gets me, you know? Maybe nobody does.
Callie: I get you.
Brandon: You're the only person who has ever really taken care of me. Like when you found me at Coachella because you knew I would be there. If you hadn't brought me back I don't know what I would have done. I think you're the person that I trust most in the world.
Callie: Ditto.

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Mat: Hey, you OK?
Mariana: I thought you'd be back in your room with Ashley by now.
Mat: Ashley's not the one I want to take back to my room.

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• Added: June 05, 2018

Jamie: What are you trying to do besides do everything in your power to make me feel like a masochist for wanting to get to know you?
Callie: it's just been a while since I've been interested in anybody.

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• Added: June 05, 2018

Scott: The judge rescinded the permission to take Corey to the wedding.
Stef: What?
Jesus: That's bullshit.
Stef: No way!

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• Added: June 05, 2018

Eliza: Why don't you go back to your room and work on your short?
Brandon: Why so you can accuse me of not being present?

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Eliza's parents are paying for everything, so if they're happy, she's happy, and if she's happy, I'm happy.

Brandon

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• Added: May 31, 2018

Jamie: Why do you assume all corporate lawyers are charlatans?
Callie: Why do you feel you need to mansplain what my job is as a lawyer?

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• Added: May 31, 2018

Eliza: Why does it feel like your sisters are talking about me?
Brandon: I'm sure they're not.
Eliza: Has Callie ever said anything, you know, about you marrying me?
Brandon: What would she say?
Eliza: Don't?
Brandon: Eliza, she likes you.
Eliza: Does she know about my parents?
Brandon: Why would she?
Eliza: I don't know because you tell her everything.
Brandon: I don't tell her everything.

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• Added: May 31, 2018

Stef: Kinda crazy that our kids have been dating for two years and we barely know each other. Not for lack of trying.
Diane: Yeah, that's on us.

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• Added: May 31, 2018

Jim: So, how do you feel about Brandon's job prospects?
Stef: How do you mean?
Jim: Well the entertainment industry is so unpredictable, right? How many jobs are there scoring in television and movies?
Lena: Well, there's also documentaries and training films, commercials, and gaming videos.
Stef: There are probably less career opportunities in classical music, and yet Eliza is succeeding.
Diane: Yes, of course, but with daughters, there is much less pressure to provide.

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• Added: May 31, 2018

They're from Orange County. They probably voted for that orange man. That Twitter twit. The one whose name will not be spoken in this house.

Stef

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Go to India, Emma. It's obvious you're not ready for this, but I can't wait for you anymore.

Jesus

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• Added: May 31, 2018