Brandon: He's out of control!
Courtney: Great. Good to know what you think of me as a mother.

Stef: you have got to tell Courtney to get her kid under control.
Brandon: I'm not going to tell her how to parent her kid.
Stef: Someone should.

Brandon: Where are we moving to?
Jesus: Why do you care you don't even live here anymore.
Brandon: Hey I lived here longer than you.
Jesus: Oh yeah? And now you're shacking up with your MILF.

We uh, we're selling the house.

Stef

Callie: Hey!
Jude: Sup.
Callie: Are you stoned?
Jude: Uh, a skunk sprayed me.

Wow, drowning. Is that like a new parenting technique?

Callie

I spent a lot of time trying to get used to the idea that I was probably going to die in prison. Its been a while since I've had hope.

Kyle

I heard that you could hook me up. You know, with some green?

Jude

Mike: Wait a minute, he's paying the rent?
Stef: And a lot more.

How can you expect me to save our asses and let my parents hang out to dry?

Lena

AJ:Uh we were just studying for uh...
Callie: Chemistry.
AJ: Calculus.

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I'll uh, let AJ know I'm home.

Mike