Chidi: You look a little pale. Did you get sick from the hot air balloon? I bet if you throw up it'll just be butterflies or something.
Michael: I'm fine. I just...I don't belong here. There's no telling what will happen to a demon that steps foot in this place. Promise if I'm vaporized, you guys will keep having fun.

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• Added: January 23, 2020

Listen carefully before I forget how to say this. You gotta help us. We are so screwed.

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• Added: January 23, 2020

On paper this is paradise. All your desires and needs are met. But it's infinite. And when perfection goes on forever you become this glassy-eyed mush person.

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• Added: January 23, 2020

Hey, guys! Having fun? Great. So, little update. The Good Place is a disaster. Everyone here is a happiness zombie, and no one is doing anything about it because by the time they realize it's happening everyone is too far gone to care.

Eleanor

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• Added: January 23, 2020

Jason: Hey, guys! I'm back. Go-karting with monkeys got boring really fast.
Michael: It did?!
Eleanor: Oh no.
Chidi: Dammit!

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• Added: January 23, 2020

Eleanor: Remember what I said to you when you were going through your mid-life crisis, one earring, red convertible phase?
Michael: You look so stupid.
Eleanor: After that.
Michael: You said that every human is a little bit sad all the time because you know you're gonna die. But that knowledge is what gives life meaning.
Eleanor: The way to restore meaning to the people in the Good Place is to let them leave.

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• Added: January 23, 2020