The Good Place
Thursdays 9:00 PM on NBCThe Good Place Quotes
Listen carefully before I forget how to say this. You gotta help us. We are so screwed.
Patty
On paper this is paradise. All your desires and needs are met. But it's infinite. And when perfection goes on forever you become this glassy-eyed mush person.
Patty
Eleanor: Remember what I said to you when you were going through your mid-life crisis, one earring, red convertible phase?
Michael: You look so stupid.
Eleanor: After that.
Michael: You said that every human is a little bit sad all the time because you know you're gonna die. But that knowledge is what gives life meaning.
Eleanor: The way to restore meaning to the people in the Good Place is to let them leave.
Hey, guys! Having fun? Great. So, little update. The Good Place is a disaster. Everyone here is a happiness zombie, and no one is doing anything about it because by the time they realize it's happening everyone is too far gone to care.
Eleanor
“What matters isn’t if people are good or bad. What matters is if they’re trying to be better today than they were yesterday.”
Michael
“Disco Janet was around for a while years ago. She was great, I mean she was a lot, but she was fun.”
Michael
Chidi: “Moral strength is defined by how we behave in times of stress.”
Michael: “Has anyone ever told you what a drag you are?”
“I’m going to use my free will right now to go pick up our friends at the airport. Worst possible use of free will, but I’m going to do it anyway, because I care about them.”
Michael
“There’s been a big mistake. I’m not supposed to be here.”
Eleanor
Well done, Vicky. That was quite good. For the system. For me, it was rather traumatic.
Tahani
There's an X-factor here. A secret sauce that only I truly know how to pour over the juicy steak of this process.
Michael
Looking at Eleanor's life made me realize how different we are. If the system works and we both pass our tests, I don't see any version of eternity where she doesn't get bored of me. I mean, my fake heaven was a six-hundred square foot apartment that was essentially a bookcase and a toilet. And I loved it!
Chidi
