The Good Place Quotes
I'm going to hug you because I love you. And because you feel just as alone as I do.Tahani
In one of the reboots you and Chidi fell in love. Deeply. And you told him that you loved him and he told you that he loved you back.Michael
If you don't accept my apology I will smash your stupid art exhibit into bits!Tahani
Young lady, you will stop this nonsense, go to the PTA meeting, and support your mother. I won't hear another word about it!Michael
I wanted that mom! I wanted the mom who made me afternoon snacks instead of telling me to look for loose fries in the McDonald's ball pit. Why does Patricia get that mom? If Donna Shellstrop has truly changed, that means she was always capable of change but I just wasn't worth changing for.Eleanor
So the thing is, one of your parents is not technically, actually, dead.Janet
The Donkey Doug who was banned from Disney World for biting Buzz Lightyear?Tahani
Chidi: Here's the truth: You're amazing. And my feelings have changed. I wish I could tell you why, I really, really do. But, I can't.
I know I haven't been the best father in the world. I might not have even been in the top five. I wanna make up for that. I'll distract them, you run out the back.Donkey Doug
Michael: As soon as you learned about the afterlife your motivation to be good was corrupted, so you can't earn points anymore. So sorry for eternally dooming you.
Janet: And that's our bad guys.
See ya in hell. You know what I just realized? I always say that when leaving a room, but right now it's accurate. I will literally see you in hell.Eleanor
That's insane. But it's also like the eleventh most insane thing to happen today so who cares.Eleanor