The Good Place Quotes
Jason: So you're saying wanting to do something isn't a good reason to immediately do it? Man, I wish someone had taught me this on Earth.
Michael: People tried. Mostly judges.
Brent: This chaos is clearly all about me. This is the universe telling me that I don't belong here.
Michael: Brent, what do you mean?
Brent: I don't belong in the Good Place. I mean, obviously there's a place better than this. I belong there. In the Best Place.
Michael: This is all good news. Right, team leader?
Eleanor: Yeah, it's super cool that I'm actively surveilling and manipulating an ex-boyfriend. I mean, more so than I usually did.
I feel a little inadequate.Chidi
If Simone doesn't think this is real she definitely won't become a better person.Michael
I'll be monitoring the four new humans. A modified point system will be applied to their actions for the next year, and then we'll know how much better or worse their behavior is than when they were alive. But no one will be able to see what's happening in real-time. Good luck saving humanity from eternal doom!Matt
I know it's painful to think of the two of them connecting, but Chidi made an incredible sacrifice. He had his memories erased so he could help people. And if we don't let him help Simone it'll all be for nothing.Michael
Well, Linda must be here for Jason because Brent is definitely here to annoy the fork out of me.Eleanor
Eleanor: Welcome to the Good Place, Chidi.
Chidi: Thank you so much. And I'm sorry. This has been so overwhelming I forgot your name.
I don't usually cry at movies, but that one was pretty good. That girl was hot. That guy was too.Eleanor
Eleanor: That would be erasing...
Chidi: Us. I know.
Eleanor: Jason, talk to no one, go nowhere, do nothing.
Jason: I won't let you down.