The Good Place
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Chidi: Every problem has an answer. If you just read enough books and think hard enough you can figure out the answer to any question.
Uzo: I know you're really smart, but that sounds wrong.
If there's a problem with our relationship there is an answer that will solve it. So, let's hit the library.
Chidi
Chidi: Janet, can I have my note, please?
Janet: If you know that you wrote a note, then you know what it says.
Chidi: I do, but I'd still like to it again, please. I think it might be some of the best writing I've ever done.
The greatest works of moral philosophy are emotional. They make an argument about how the world is and ought to be. There is a great mind at work in here. But where is the heart? Where are the guts?
Professor Radja
Hang on! This is how we take our minds off the judge's ruling. Let's throw ourselves the funeral to end all funerals.
Tahani
She was the best friend I ever had. And I loved her.
Eleanor
She taught me lots of stuff. Like bras shouldn't be painful. And you don't buy bras at Home Depot. And they don't sell bras at Home Depot. What the hell are you wearing?
Eleanor
I don't say "no" a lot. Did I pronounce that right?
Janet
Anyway, I'm with them now.
Bad Janet
The evidence needed to be overwhelming. I can't just turn the whole afterlife upside down because three people got a little bit better.
The Judge
Obviously, Earth is canceled.
The judge
Look, Chidi. Whatever happens next...I need to say this to you. I am so so sorr-
Brent