Eli: Holiday decorations, Jackie. Not Christmas, not Jesus. Holiday.
Jackie: I have a Hanukkah, too.

Eli: You're a brand now: Saint Alicia.

Look forward. No emotion.

Diane

Ah, it's always important to be legal.

Alicia (to Peter)

It's hard to be on this side.

Cary

Sex outside of marriage, sex with more than one person, sexual bondage. I'm sorry, I keep imagining my parents listening to this.

Miss Crozier

Eli: There are some very real human beings in this little drama.
Petra: Yes. And I know that is always your first concern.

Jackie: Who are you?
Eli: The plumber. Who are you?
Jackie: I'm Jackie.
Eli: That means nothing to me.

I'm going home to get drunk.

Alicia

Alicia: I'll love you forever.
Will: I'm okay with that.

Diane: We're like ghouls.
Will: As long as we've solvent ghouls.

He was very litigious.

Alicia