She's in love.

Alicia

He's not coming back.

Kalinda

I'm sorry, do you want to talk more about accordions?

Diane

Judge: How do you know this Miss Hellinger?
Will: Yes, how do you know this?
Laura: I don't your Honor. But I've caught onto Mr. Gardner's tricks.

Alicia: Well, why did she kiss you yesterday?
Cary: She's a comedian.

Dad. No. No. A few years ago I'd jump at the chance to impress you, but no longer.

Cary

People aren't mean. They're just polite liars.

Alicia

Therese: Nice paperweight. First effort in metal shop or something?
Commissioner Bicks: That's from 9/11.
Therese: Damn those terrorists and their paperweights.

I want to be clear that we did not have sex in your office.

Cary

Unfortunately the court does not recognize the doctrine of Immaculate conception.

Diane

The law is an odd thing.

Alicia

I'm not going to let this office devolve into a frat house.

Peter

Good Wife Quotes

Cary: How are things in the bar attorney trenches?
Alicia: Same as there only without the fees, resources or muffins.

There is a mutiny brewing below deck and we are going to start losing good, young associates because of him.

Cary