I'm taking Eve bowling. I've been polishing my balls all week. ... Scratch that. That didn't come out right.

Flynn [to Jenkins]

They're so cute when they're asleep.

Jenkins

Eve: This double Guardian thing ain't so bad.
Nicole: Who needs a Librarian?
Flynn: You do.

I don't think the way out is out there [looking into the theater]. I think the way out is out there [looking out the office window].

Eve [to Flynn]

I suggest you stop being detectives and start being Librarians.

Jenkins [to Eve and Flynn]

Jacob: Why am I still in a cowboy outfit?
Ezekiel: At least you're not wearing lipstick.

You need a break from your intellect even more than I do.

Eve [to Flynn]

Look at the ergonomics. Deceptively simple.

Jacob [to Ezekiel]

All thieves must answer me truthfully. It is my right.

Prince of Thieves [to Ezekiel]

Jenkins [to the Librarians]: Let me be very clear: No touching.

Jacob: Jenkins said not to put any tacky decorations up.
Cassandra: Well, Jenkins isn't here. And one man's tacky is another man's tasteful.

Ezekiel's mother: You're talking like my son's famous.
Jacob: Unfortunately, he is.

The Librarians Quotes

Eve: You call Excalibur, 'Cal'?
Flynn: We're friends. Best friends. Besties, really.

Eve: How did you know all that?
Flynn: I'm the Librarian.