The Librarians
Wednesdays 8:00 PM on TNTThe Librarians Quotes
Jacob: I smell a rat. Is that what you're saying?
Eve: Close enough.
Jacob: You feel better about yourself now?
Ezekial: Actually, I do.
Benny: What's your scam?
Cassandra: No scam. Just math.
Fortuna, kiss off!
Eve [to Fortuna]
Flynn: The life I take has to be my own. You know that as well as I do.
Charlene: Yes, but I just needed to hear you say it.
How many Librarians does it take to get Jenkins out of the box?!
Jenkins
Jake [to Eve]: Sneaking around? Withholding? I mean, that’s something Flynn would do--
Flynn: Hey! But he’s right.
Ezekiel: Great. A scavenger hunt.
Cassandra: Our whole *job* is a scavenger hunt!
You finished with your little soliloquy? Because I’m tired.
Flynn
General Rockwell: You don’t just expect me to hand [the artifacts] over, do you?
Jake: You really think after what you’ve seen today that they’re safest with you?
Cassandra: I’m sure you’ll do a great job taking care of the Loch Ness monster!
Ezekiel: And no one will accidentally open up Pandora’s box!
Jenkins: Or touches Midas’s hand.
General Rockwell: We are not fools! We are trained to deal with any--
Flynn [pointedly]: Or open up an Egyptian god’s sarcophagus and end up becoming possessed.
A man who eats crackers in bed wakes up feeling crumby.
Monkey King
Do you guys always do a recap before you go on a job? No wonder your missions take so long.
Charlene
