Flynn: The life I take has to be my own. You know that as well as I do.
Charlene: Yes, but I just needed to hear you say it.

How many Librarians does it take to get Jenkins out of the box?!


Jake [to Eve]: Sneaking around? Withholding? I mean, that’s something Flynn would do--
Flynn: Hey! But he’s right.

Ezekiel: Great. A scavenger hunt.
Cassandra: Our whole *job* is a scavenger hunt!

You finished with your little soliloquy? Because I’m tired.


General Rockwell: You don’t just expect me to hand [the artifacts] over, do you?
Jake: You really think after what you’ve seen today that they’re safest with you?
Cassandra: I’m sure you’ll do a great job taking care of the Loch Ness monster!
Ezekiel: And no one will accidentally open up Pandora’s box!
Jenkins: Or touches Midas’s hand.
General Rockwell: We are not fools! We are trained to deal with any--
Flynn [pointedly]: Or open up an Egyptian god’s sarcophagus and end up becoming possessed.

A man who eats crackers in bed wakes up feeling crumby.

Monkey King

Do you guys always do a recap before you go on a job? No wonder your missions take so long.


Unless I give you the revocation chant, whoever touches it loses their memories, hearing, hair…


Look, I’ve been working with Stone and Ezekiel, trying to get everyone where they need to be, but… you’re the one I can’t help. I don’t understand magic like you do. I can’t imagine what it’s like, having a gift like yours. Still, I’ve seen the future you, and you’re amazing. And I know you’ll eventually get there. The Library chose you, not for your gift, but for your ability to know when to use it, and when not to. And when the time comes, I know you’ll do the right thing.


Jake: No magic.
Monkey King: And I respect that decision. But that means from now on your lessons must be ones you teach yourself. That is your practice. For Monkey King, I practice something else -- making banana smoothies!

Ezekiel: I already love, trust, and believe in someone so much I could never be swayed. And that person is me.
Cindy: It doesn’t work on you because you’re an *egomaniac*?
Ezekiel: No. I don’t need other people to make me believe in myself, to validate me. And you don’t, either!

The Librarians Season 3 Quotes

Jake Stone: I'm from Oklahoma! It's not easy for me to be beat up by...
Baird [sweetly]: By a girl?
Jake Stone: By my boss!

Flynn: Interesting fact! A ram's head is a druid symbol of power and virility!
Baird: *More* interesting fact? Druids are trying to *kill us*!