Eve: I think we found our witch!
Cassandra: Oh, that’s just crass stereotyping!

Our glorious Cindy awaits your adoration.

Door Guard

Library has the complete collection of lost classics of human civilization, panoply of literature, and you read The Inquisitor.

Flynn

Let’s just say I traveled through the looking glass, and it was quite a ride. And I learned the best defense to have is not a suit of pride, but rather, for going to war with good friends by your side. So, what do you say, friends? Shall we see it through?

Flynn

Well, I wouldn’t say I was a *victim* of my pride. Waitwaitwaitwaitwaitwait! No, I’m not a humble man. I used to be. I used to be a lot of things. I used to be insecure, scared, and I hated it. And I think I’ve built up an armor of confidence to hide the fact that I’m never more than two steps away from a full-on panic attack. And I can see… I can see how that would alienate the people who care about me the most. And I’m, I’m very sorry about that.

Flynn

I love you more than learning itself.

Flynn

So, thanks to Jenkins, we can get *out* alive, but thanks to physics, we can’t get *in* alive.

Eve

Charlotte: Oh, Kirby... we could never be friends again.
Kirby: Why not?
Charlotte: Because you're a total psycho now!

Kirby: Don't correct me!
Jake: Don't be wrong!

Brand new artifacts are being created everyday?

Cassandra [alarmed]

I understand your logic is sound. But... there is nothing that would stop me from coming after you!

Jenkins

Cassandra: Who knew that being a fish was so dehydrating?
Ezekiel: Or that snake charmers had such amazing abs? Seriously, did you see my abs?

The Librarians Season 3 Quotes

Jake Stone: I'm from Oklahoma! It's not easy for me to be beat up by...
Baird [sweetly]: By a girl?
Jake Stone: By my boss!

Flynn: Interesting fact! A ram's head is a druid symbol of power and virility!
Baird: *More* interesting fact? Druids are trying to *kill us*!