The Librarians
Wednesdays 8:00 PM on TNTThe Librarians Season 3 Quotes
Jake: All we've got to do is cross this room, grab our gear, and get out those doors.
Cassandra: Well, how are we gonna do that with everyone out there?
Jake: Obviously, you've never been in a bar with the Sooners playing Oklahoma State!
Eve: And that's all you saw?
Ezekiel: No, I'm withholding pertinent information for fun. Of course that's all I saw!
Norman: Finklestein! What natural disaster is your favorite?
Jake: Global warming.
Norman: Did you know that only a small percentage of the population has adequate coverage for natural disasters?
Jake [annoyed]: Norman... really...?
Norman [oblivious]: Oh, yeah! Bankrupting them has been totally awesome!
He's like Switzerland -- minus the odd affinity for cuckoo clocks!
Jenkins [regarding Ezekiel]
Flynn: These are 'brutal cultists'?
Charlene: No, no! They're just misunderstood. I just had to show them the understanding of a mature, sensual woman.
Flynn: You used an enchantment artifact.
Charlene: What? No! I am offended.
Flynn: You made them think you were an Incan goddess.
Charlene: So sue me.
I haven't been in this much pain since I jumped off the Hindenburg!
Jenkins
*Everyone* has blind spots, brother. Sometimes you feel so deeply about something you miss the big picture.
Jake
Look at them! It's like Evil Pac-Man!
Cassandra [the computer screen uses dots to show movement]
Jenkins: Will you talk some sense into him?!
Ezekiel: And stop the show? Not a chance! He's like a kitten on catnip!
Charlene: This is where I need to be and nothing you say is gonna change my mind.
Eve: Cassandra's been doing the accounting.
Charlene [aghast]: WHAT?! No!!
Eve: We're scaling this cliff because of a dream?!
Flynn: Not a dream, an Apocalyptic vision!
