Jake Stone: I'm from Oklahoma! It's not easy for me to be beat up by...
Baird [sweetly]: By a girl?
Jake Stone: By my boss!

Flynn: So, the Ultimate Battle. Is it coming?
Jenkins: Coming? No, sir... it's already begun.

'Pure Evil'?! As opposed to what, fake evil?

Jake Stone

Well, you're a 'library is half-empty' kinda gal today, aren't you?

Flynn

Flynn: Interesting fact! A ram's head is a druid symbol of power and virility!
Baird: *More* interesting fact? Druids are trying to *kill us*!

The Librarians Season 3 Quotes

Jake Stone: I'm from Oklahoma! It's not easy for me to be beat up by...
Baird [sweetly]: By a girl?
Jake Stone: By my boss!

Flynn: Interesting fact! A ram's head is a druid symbol of power and virility!
Baird: *More* interesting fact? Druids are trying to *kill us*!