The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
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Change, to our predecessors, were sudden, exogenous events -- earthquakes, floods, an eclipse, a saber-toothed tiger lunging at you out of nowhere. They were things to be dealt with in the moment. Then things naturally reverted back to the norm. But now change happens over you. Change itself is the flood. Change itself is the saber-tooth. Change itself is the norm.
Henry
Hedy Ford: Don’t.
Miriam "Midge" Maisel: What?
Hedy Ford: Don’t.
Miriam "Midge" Maisel: Okay.
Hedy Ford: If the credit’s yours, take it. If it’s not, take it, that’s what the boys do.
I think I emerged from my mother’s womb giving advice on how to deal with the umbilical cord.
Abe Weissman
I was a tenured professor at Columbia University. I worked at Bell Labs. I have twelve patents pending. That is my grandson. He is a Weissman. There is no possible way he’s happy.
Abe Weissman
Grandpa! Glitter sticks to your face!
Ethan Maisel
I cannot expose unmarried women to nude wood floors. It would feel like a brothel.
Rose Weissman
She will have whatever Shirley Temple drank right after Judy Garland got The Wizard Of Oz.
Danny Stevens
This is very serious. If this gets out, every working woman will want to get paid just as much as a man to do the exact same job, and our entire civilization will collapse.
Miriam "Midge" Maisel
Rose Weissman: Your face still has traces of my face in it, so it’s almost the same face.
Miriam "Midge" Maisel: That’s a weird way of saying you’ve had work done.
A pink toilet is still a toilet, except it’s fun!
Miriam "Midge" Maisel
Miriam, I have done a lot for you over the years. I jumped onto a subway track to retrieve your third favorite hat. I came to your apartment at four a.m. to kill a cockroach -- turned out to be a raisin. I’ve euthanized three of your elderly pets. I wrung out your wet bras on hotel terraces. I wrestled a Turkish police officer to the ground. I kept Ethel Merman away from you!
Susie Myerson
She saw a nervous breakdown and turned it into a career.
Miriam "Midge" Maisel
