The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
FridaysThe Marvelous Mrs. Maisel Quotes
Abe Weissman: How was your night?
Miriam "Midge" Maisel: Fine. I got arrested for prostitution.
Abe Weissman: What man is going to want a woman who owns her own apartment?
Rose Weissman: He does have a point there. It does make you less feminine.
I can see two of the three penthouses I lost to wives from here.
Harry Drake
Joel Maisel: That’s some top-notch managing.
Susie: You are kicking a one-legged dog, man.
My mother is turning my kitchen upside down and my father is in the bathroom topless using my lipstick!
Miriam "Midge" Maisel
Miriam "Midge" Maisel: I could have made Prague people laugh.
Susie: You’ve never been to Prague, what the fuck would you talk about?
Miriam "Midge" Maisel: I’d find something. “Hello, Prague! Remember Jews?”
Miriam "Midge" Maisel: You know what’s great about me?
Susie: Your humility?
Two antisemitic Nazis walk into a bar, and one says to the other, "Who does your taxes?"
Miriam "Midge" Maisel
That’s life. Shit happens. You should be a bigger man and just let it go. Well, I’m a woman so, fuck that.
Miriam "Midge" Maisel
Susie: Tess, I have seen you let your tit fall out of your shirt for a free beer.
Tess: Imported beer.
