The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
FridaysThe Marvelous Mrs. Maisel Quotes
I don’t trust soup. It tells you it’s food but you eat it and you’re never full. feels like a scam.
Joel Maisel
I stepped on a spent condom coming in here so I’m all set for souvenirs.
Asher Friedman
So, I should go to the comedy buildings and make with jokes? Because it doesn’t matter.
Zelda
You are a stripper who doesn’t take anything off and just stands there yelling at people. This is neither of our problems.
Russell
You are the frog. I am the scorpion. I sting because it is my nature.
Abe Weissman
My singing isn’t perfect, but in musical theatre, character is more important than technique. - Midge
Miriam "Midge" Maisel
It doesn’t matter what you say, the man’s not listening to you anyhow.
Rose Weissman
The rabbi thought for sure he got bit by a snake. I sucked on that man ’til he almost passed out. On his ankle, that is.
Miriam "Midge" Maisel
I had a close friend and I never knew it.
Susie Myerson
Miriam "Midge" Maisel: What the hell are you doing here?
Lenny Bruce: Oh, well, I hate to steal your line, but what the hell are you doing here?
You think I’d lie to you on my son’s fake birthday?
Miriam "Midge" Maisel
Bobby: Get up and do your act, Billy.
Billy Jones: She just did it.
Miriam "Midge" Maisel: But better -- and in heels!
