The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
FridaysThe Marvelous Mrs. Maisel Quotes
Women are more generous and giving. That's a fact of the species. We give life to fuckin' babies.
Bunny
I was transcribing Finnegan's Wake. It feels like you're writing gibberish but apparently, he's a genius.
Imogene
Of course, I'm acting like a child. I'm a comedian.
Lenny Bruce
Zelda: I need your pants.
Lenny Bruce: I need them more.
Zelda: They’re wrinkled. They are bad pants.
Lenny Bruce: You just have to get to know them better.
She is gonna open up her walk-in closet of skeletons and introduce them all to the world in living color.
Susie Myerson
When she gets excited about something and that something disappoints her our house gets very small and very loud.
Moishe Maisel
Would you go to a dentist whose office was in a whorehouse?
Rose Weissman
Do not sleep on the couch. It wears out the cushions faster than just every day sitting.
Abe Weissman
Abe Weissman: Has she tried sleeping pills? Your mother has a gallon jug of them in the closet.
Miriam "Midge" Maisel: She says they make her loopy the next day.
Abe Weissman: Same with your mother, but who can tell?
Rose, I admit that sometimes I don’t listen to you, but this time I was listening to you when you did not tell me that you shtupped my best friend.
Abe Weissman
Boys knock ‘cause girls have knockers.
Miriam "Midge" Maisel
Well, he’s not much of a rabbi if he’s working on Friday!
Mei
