The Mindy Project Season 3 Episode 15: "Dinner At The Castellanos" Quotes
Maybe I'll just go, yeah, out in the night into the cold armed with nothing but my pepper spray and my gun.Mindy
Ethnic people slap each other all the time. It's like half of reality TV.Mindy
Oh My God. You do NOT slap a slapper.Mindy
Annette wants everyone to wash up, especially you Mindy.Robert
Mindy: That's right 'cause in this family you gotsa do your chores.
Annette: Stop saying stupid stuff and come help
You leave me to pick up the pieces. That's why I don't have a husband.Dot
Family doesn't wait to be invited. It's like HPV, it just shows up and never leaves.Peter
She seemed really sincere, like when she tells me she hates my make up.Mindy
We spent 3 weeks debating whether or not we were going to have a scented candle in your bathroom. Which, to your credit, saved our relationship.Mindy
You told ma we'd bring dad and Little Danny to dinner tonight? What the hell is wrong with you? Why didn't you just invite a lion, there'd be less carnage!Danny
Annette: Bring dessert.
Mindy: Oh, I shouldn't bring dessert, I'll just eat it in the car.
Mindy: This isn't one of thos guilt dinners where you guilt everyone is it?
Annette: No. Guilt dinners are only for you and they may need to stop because its getting expensive.