I believe you all the time. I believe that you floss. I believe that your gym is closed for a multi-year remodel

Danny

• Permalink: I believe you all the time.
• Added: October 07, 2014

I would never promise that. All I've wanted in my life is to abandon all my friends for a boyfriend.

Mindy

• Permalink: I would never promise that.
• Added: October 07, 2014

Danny: Mindy, I have somthing really important I need to ask you. Would you like some more apple pie?
Mindy: That's even better than what I thought you were going to ask me.

• Permalink: That's even better than what I thought you were going to ask me.
• Added: October 07, 2014

You're just two basics having a bitch-fest.

Morgan

• Permalink: You're just two basics having a bitch-fest.
• Added: October 07, 2014

Are you "Parent Trapping" us? Are you the Lindsay Lohans?

Jeremy

• Permalink: Are you "Parent Trapping" us?
• Added: October 07, 2014

I will not be slut-shamed in an optomologist's office.

Mindy

• Permalink: I will not be slut-shamed in an optomologist's office.
• Added: October 07, 2014

Let's leave God out of this. I told him you were my assistant.

Danny

• Permalink: Let's leave God out of this. I told him you were my assistant.
• Added: October 07, 2014

My office only has one entrance and I don't know if that's good enough for you anymore.

Mindy

• Permalink: My office only has one entrance
• Added: October 07, 2014