Danny, I hate facing consequences. That's why I haven't opened my mail in two years.

And now, Jean has a case of Mindy fever, and we all know there ain't no cure for that.

Dr. Jean: I really had a good time, even when you tried to dance with those kids on the subway.
Mindy: Yeah, they really hated it. It hurt my feelings actually.

I was named "New York's 'It' Girl" by a magazine that I made at the carnival.

I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to make babies.

Dr. Jean

I told Jeremy if he ever wants me to go anywhere, he has to trick me into believing that Pharell is doing a meet and greet.

[to Mindy] You remind me of the demented aunt that raised me.

Cop

Mindy: Relax. I've been pulled over a hundred times and I've never once gotten a ticket.
Danny: How?
Mindy: The way I get out of everything: lying and crying.

I still don't think we should've brought a gift to a second wedding. It's rewarding failure.

Danny

That was me. I just threw a dirty dish out the window because I didn't want to deal with it.

You're flirting with your reflection again. Cut it out.

Danny

I believe you all the time. I believe that you floss. I believe that your gym is closed for a multi-year remodel

Danny

The Mindy Project Quotes

After four vodka sodas I realized, I had something to say.

Mindy

Daniel Castellano, I'm the man that is going to take a person out of you. I don't take that responsibility lightly okay?

Daniel