The Mindy Project Quotes
Morgan: It was a charm bracelet from the drug store. But, it's 3 months salary down the drain.
Mindy: Oh My God, we pay you so little.
Morgan: Hello! I'm on a poster for a poverty campaign.
In Britain we have an expression, "Keep Calm and Don't Mention Uncle Susan in the Attic." That might just be my family.
Jeremy
Jeremy: You chose wisely, coming to the most well-mannered person in the office.
Mindy: Oh, it was based more on who was back from lunch.
Jeremy: I'll take it.
Abby: You're going to have to keeping covering him for a while because he's going to be like fried for a week.
Mindy: I once had fries for a week.
I'm on call. You can't party when you're on call had I known that, I never would've become a doctor.
Peter
[to Jeremy] You know I tried dating a woman like that, but she left me for you.
Peter
Actually I hate brunch. But, if you're like the first brunch guy in the history of the world, we can go get some.
Abby
It's not against the law if everybody does it. It's like how I pretend to be in the Armed Forces so I can board a plane early.
Danny: I like you on a Staten Island porch.
Mindy: I would rather die.
Annette: We're not that different in age, you know.
Mindy: You are the oldest person I know's mother, so that's obviously not true.
A parent of divorce needs routine. She needs routine.
Danny
So I have to apologize to a girl, which is something I've literally never done. Is Danny in?
Peter
