The Mindy Project Quotes
Rule #1 with a baby, don't use it as a human shield.
Morgan
Today, I went out and bought curtains, and I closed them before I...relaxed.
Peter
Right now, I am grown up who living like The Situation.
Peter
I don't need friends, I have a girlfriend. That's the whole point of a relationship, so I always have my little buddy to watch The Weather Channel with me.
Danny
You're a saint, Ma. Not the BS kind like Mother Theresa.
Danny
I have never said this in the history of my life, but I think we should skip dinner.
I can't break up with [Annette]. Danny can not have another father walk out on him.
Morgan
The trick to online dating is you want a bold face lie.
Peter
Normally, the amount of months I date someone, that's how many years it takes to get over them. So, 7 years.
Morgan
Mindy: Kate Upton is a perfect 10.
Danny: Who's this Kate Uptown?
We don't even know who this Ladroe guy is. He could be a killer. They never caught Zodiac.
Danny
If finding a husband was that easy, I would not be here working. I would be married and in Connecticut. Wine drunk all day and working on my smug mom blog called "Diapers and Daydreams."
