Favorite The Office Quotes
As soon as I'm hearing what I wanna hear, I'm not gonna care.
Deangelo
Kelly: No, he's just a big fraud Deangelo. He's like Rango. He doesn't work here basically, just like the way Rango didn't save those animals. It was just a big misunderstanding.
Deangelo: Is this true Ryan?
Ryan: I did not see Rango.
Are you still in love with Erin? Because I am. I need to get her back. I can't be alone anymore.
Gabe
Wow you've really embraced the whole Bond villain aesthetic.
Jim
Slow down there. Just like a man, wants to jump right into it while I still got my socks on.
Jo
A beautiful morning at Dunder Mifflin, or like a like to call it, Great Bratton.
Creed
That business can't attract anyone. It's awful up there. Those people seem like they're in prison, waiting out life sentences in a dying industry.
James Spader
Toby: Why would you need relocation if you already live in Scranton?
Ray Romano: Well I'd wanna move further away, ya know. Don't want any chance to run into my co-workers outside the office.
All in favor of the knapsack filled with canned goods, chainsaw, gasoline, and emergency radio in case he wakes post apocalypse...
Dwight
He talked her out of her own job and I don't know how someone does that.
Jim
Yeah I wanted the manager job, but I got something much better...this soda. This is mine.
Darryl
Well you take the first letter of each name, assign it a number, add 'em all up, and shove it up your butt!
Stanley
