Favorite The Office Quotes
I auditioned for the Spice Girls, I didn't even get a call back.
Nellie
Poor Andy. First you got beat up by a gang, and now she kicks your ass?
Kevin
Okay, okay. I will be the first to admit it. We could have integrated more Chuck into the presentation.
Dwight
Pam: Tears of a clown.
Ryan: Don't call me a clown, Pam. You're better than that.
If you would have seen the look he gave me, he wanted to rock more than just my vote.
Oscar
Erin: You're gonna be alright.
Kevin: No. No he's not.
Harry: Who the hell are Jim Halpert and Dwight Schrute?
Erin: Jim, Dwight, what are your last names?
Is it just me, or is our boss a freakin' weirdo?
Harry
Phyllis: What's he doing?
Dwight: He's searching out younger gays.
It gets better, but it also gets vastly more complicated.
Robert
With work and two kids, nothing interesting's gonna happen to us for a long, long time.
Pam
I don't think that you understand wheels.
Kevin
