Favorite The Office Quotes
Andy: You think it has anything to do with the incentive program?
Jim: Oh absolutely. People wanna see you tattoo your ass.
This guy's been gone long enough. He's lost his right to a window.
Oscar
Walter: And this must be your lovely wife Pam.
Meredith: Hell no. She wishes.
Pam: And I make sounds much worse than this?
Dwight: Oh we know.
Does your husband have very soft erections?
Dwight
Oscar: I don't know if it's right.
Robert: Well if it's anything like that gorgeous wrapping paper, you hit it out of the park.
Oh Darryl. I'm glad to be in your life too. Your card is more beautiful than the gloves.
Nate
Ryan: What were the criteria for going?
Dwight: It might be innate goodness versus innate badness.
Paramedic: You have appendicitis.
Ryan: Oh, who called it? Nothing but net.
Genghis Kahn could take them both down, because he's not afraid to kill children.
Dwight
Jim: How many buttons do you have?
Dwight: 40...always.
Ryan: I will have a glass of you oakiest chardonnay, please.
Erin: And I will have a waffle, with your mapleiest syrup.
