One time he snuck up behind a sleeping deer, and just sawed its head right off.

Clark

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I'll be damned if I'm gonna let us lose me.

Dwight

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It can't be more fun the selling paper and paper products.

Dwight

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Not everybody has what we have.

Toby (to Nellie)

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I'll watch it. Let's get this over with.

Oscar

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Let's turn the cameras off. Seriously guys, enough, enough.

Brian

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I've been working here 12 weeks. That's a full season of Homeland. Ton of things can happen in that amount of time, as we've seen.

Clark

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You say jump, and he says on who?

Dwight

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Our house is not kid friendly. Most of our furniture is sharp. Also, eww.

Angela

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We can tell him his mother is dying. That usually works on him.

Dwight

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I have to say, I like hanging out with a vengeful bitch.

Dwight

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Your boyfriend, he look like a pretty girl.

Nail Salon Worker

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