Favorite The Office Quotes
I planned a wedding with him. He wanted hot dogs.
Pam
Darryl: We have a voluntary meeting in the conference room to talk about Erin's...confidence.
Andy: Her body.
Cronkite was hot. If I could go back in time, I'd take that moustache ride.
Meredith
Angela insisted that all the animals be fully clothed.
Pam
Banana cream's the first to go. We'll be lucky to get pumpkin at this point.
Andy
Dwight: He used to fight dogs.
Pam: Like he used to make dogs fight or he actually fought dogs?
Dwight: Little of this, little of that.
I'm gonna get nightmares with that face.
Nellie (about Dwight)
Erin: Good morning, Meredith.
Pam: What?
Erin: Oh, sorry, Pam. Yikes.
Me and Val were going nowhere and if I'm gonna be working in Philly, I'm gonna need my freedom. So, I convinced Val to breakup with me. Here's how you do it. You say, "What are you gonna do, breakup with me?" Like it's a joke, and then you gain a lot of weight.
Darryl
I'm sure she's just confused. People scratch their heads when they're confused. Not always like an ape, the way Meredith just did, but it happens.
Pam
Maybe it was Meredith. Maybe she brought in lice that are totally different than the lice that i got from Cece. So let's not jump to the simplest conclusion that she got her lice from me. That is how wars get started. Fine, I'll tell her it was me.
Pam
Dwight: I hope you've been paying your wig storage bills Jimbo, because it's time for another episode of Handsome and Stinky: Paper Brothers For Hire.
