The Office Season 7 Quotes
Holly and I are like Romeo and Juliet and this office is like the dragon that kept them apart.
Michael
I don't sit on your lap because it's comfortable. I sit on your lap because I like the way your thighs feel on my butt.
Michael
Dwight: And what is the hookup zone policy on masturbation?
Michael: Pro.
No more pda. You win. But here's what we are gonna do. We are going to designate one of our closets as a hook up zone. Anything goes.
Michael
Whispering and tickling have their place in business.
Michael
Gabe: Look at Jim and Pam. They don't touch. They don't kiss. You would hardly even know that they were husband and wife.
Jim: Did it. Love it. Keep it goin'.
Can I finish? Is that okay? I was saying... I enjoy watching them because it makes me horny.
Kevin
Pam: What else was there?
Jim: Bottomless champagne.
Pam: Yes. We never found that bottom did we?
It goes to show that everything you want in life you get. And you can't work for it. It just comes to you.
Michael
Blue Wasabi is so good but get the Cheeseburger. They say they won't do it, but they will if you make a scene.
Phyllis
Isn't this the perfect romantic getaway, Erin? Sitting on a desert island in dog costumes. I'm Gabe and I'm a weirdo.
Gabe [reading]
Michael: I just miss you so much.
Holly: I missed you too.
Michael: Really?
Holly: Yeah.
Michael: Can I kiss you?
Holly: Yeah.
