The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
Wednesdays 8:00 PM on BravoThe Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Quotes
It's like I've walked into an insane asylum with these women in really nice shoes and purses.
Eileen Davidson
What I saw was me at my ugliest.
Kim Richards
(to Kim) You're a scary vicious human being.
Eileen Davidson
I don't understand this prostitution rationale. I don't think you need a dick in your mouth to put food in their mouth. Sorry, just saying.
Lisa Vanderpump
We’re going to celebrate. We’re going to have fun. We’re going to get naughty.
Lisa Vanderpump
I am sorry. I am not putting my mouth on a straw where Brandi's mouth has been. Would you?
Kyle Richards
I'm very competitive. Wait. I'm very normally. I’m not like weird competitive. I'm not like going to put drugs in your coffee to win.
Eileen Davidson
The menopause mommas were fighting over the mic.
Brandi Glanville
These women are talking about their vaginas more than you could possibly know.
Eileen Davidson
I just can not sit back and watch the bullsh*t train go by.
Lisa Rinna
My mom says as long as people are talking about you don't care what they're saying.
Brandi Glanville
Ken would have to give me a hall pass for George Clooney. It’s George bloody Clooney for god’s sake and he’s got a sense of humor which he would probably need when I took my clothes off.
Lisa Vanderpump