The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
Wednesdays 8:00 PM on BravoThe Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Quotes
I think digging trenches would actually be more relaxing than having a massage next to Brandi Glanville.
Lisa Vanderpump
I'll take pampering any way can get it. I'm a pamper whore.
Lisa Rinna
Ever since I dropped Alexia off at college I feel as though I've left half my body in Arizona.
Kyle
I will do anything for Penn Jillette. Probably not porn, but anything else.
Lisa Rinna
I want to be like, Yes, go! Spread your wings and fly. Fuck that.
Kyle Richards
If that's not some white trash, I don't know what is.
Lisa Rinna
Why did you do it like this, like you were finger banging your wife?
Brandi
Lisa Rinna: Brandi, you're kind of f**king crazy.
Brandi: And cheers to that.
That's like a man taking his clothes off and saying his penis isn't big enough. In your own words, shut the f**k up!
Lisa Vanderpump
Brandi: Do you think you'd want to go to lunch tomorrow?
Lisa Vanderpump: Why would I want to do that?
If you don't think of lips when you think of Lisa Rinna there's something wrong.
Lisa Rinna
Yolanda: I don't think your dad was interested in my boobs.
Brandi: Oh, for sure he is.
