Kyle: You’re not wanted.
Brandi: Excuse me, neither are you. Ask your husband.

• Permalink: Excuse me, neither are you. Ask your husband.
• Added: February 03, 2015

I love Lisa Vanderpump. She smells like roses.

Lisa Rinna

• Permalink: I love Lisa Vanderpump. She smells like roses.
• Added: February 03, 2015

He wants to go to Kyle’s mixer to see what goes down, or who goes down, actually.

Lisa Vanderpump

• Permalink: He wants to go to Kyle’s mixer to see what goes down, or who goes down, actually.
• Added: February 03, 2015

Once bitten, very, very bloody shy.

Lisa Vanderpump

• Permalink: Once bitten, very, very bloody shy.
• Added: January 27, 2015

Lisa Vanderpump's closet is off the hook with like altars to purses.

Eileen Davidson

• Permalink: Lisa Vanderpump's closet is off the hook with like altars to purses.
• Added: January 27, 2015

This bitch is easy to deal with unlike some of the others in my life.

Lisa Vanderpump

• Permalink: This bitch is easy to deal with unlike some of the others in my life.
• Added: January 27, 2015

How about a little Neosporin? Get a grip.

Eileen Davidson

• Permalink: How about a little Neosporin? Get a grip.
• Added: January 27, 2015

When sisters collide I don't know what the f**k to do.

Lisa Rinna

• Permalink: When sisters collide I don't know what the f**k to do.
• Added: January 27, 2015

She's had a few drinks and now she's going to the dark side.

Kyle

• Permalink: She's had a few drinks and now she's going to the dark side.
• Added: January 20, 2015

Poor Vincent, trying to teach these ladies how to play poker is like herding cats.

Eileen Davidson

• Permalink: Poor Vincent trying to teach these ladies how to play poker is like herding cats.
• Added: January 20, 2015

I want to run. I want to get out of the car.

Lisa Rinna

• Permalink: I want to run. I want to get out of the car.
• Added: January 20, 2015

It's wackadoodle time.

Lisa Rinna

• Permalink: It's wackadoodle time.
• Added: January 20, 2015