The Real Housewives of New Jersey
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I'm not a Teresa anymore. I've changed. I just go with the flow.
Teresa
The bitch is back and if you don't like it you can kiss my ass.
Dina Manzo
Tommy just has these little situations where these girls fall in love with him and maybe he'll buy them a pocketbook and they think he's a god. He just doesn't know like, sometimes there's a line. If they're young with big tits, you shouldn't really be doing that.
Dina Manzo
I'm pretty zen, until you f*ck with me.
Dina Manzo
I'm not bitter but I think most of the people in between the children and the old people tend to be assh*oles.
Dina Manzo
She certainly didn't look like she just pushed out a watermelon out of her chuckarella.
Dina
We need to get you a bling-bling pacifier.
Teresa
At the last minute I was packing my makeup case and jewelry. You know, last minute things if you're going to go to the hospital.
Teresa