The Real Housewives of New Jersey
Tuesdays 8:00 PM on BravoThe Real Housewives of New Jersey Quotes
I learned once you walk away from something remember why you did.
Dina
I wasn't bringing anything to the show? The whole show is about me.
Teresa Giudice
Karma's a bitch, really. Clink, clink. Empires fall.
Teresa Aprea
Jim, next time I want somebody to dance on my grave, I know who to call.
Teresa Giudice
Jim: Were you called douche bag, dick? Did you get faxes to your work that you should die of cancer?
Joe Gorga: No because I'm not a douche bag.
Joe tweets about once a year and it's usually a picture of himself.
Melissa
(to Jim) Do you think your Twitter is helping the character committee.
Dina
This show is so fucked up.
Dina
Men don't get involved in little cat fights, sweetheart. They don't. I can handle myself.
Teresa Aprea
Dina: I thought there were no props allowed Andy?
Andy: It's not a prop. It's evidence.
You cross a line, I will burn you to the ground.
Jim
Andy: (to Jim) Do you have an anger management problem?
Amber: No, he has an asshole problem.
