Every relationship I've ever been in was just to kill time until my turn came around again. And it will, I know it will.

Ben [about Amy]

Don't ask him, just do it. Stay over one night and then never go home.

Adrian

Breakups come in threes.

Lauren

You're criminally neurotic.

Dylan [to Ben]

Please tell me Ben is not involved in this somehow.

Leo [looking at newspaper scandal]

Amy: I want you.
Ricky: Now?
Amy: Now and forever.

Amy Juergens will you marry me?

Ricky

How about you just play with the kids your own age?

Ashley [to George]

Let's stop acting like victims and act like adults.

Ricky [to Nora]

After the world collapses, the survivors start over again.

Ashley

I can't believe he was telling us not to have sex and he was having sex with someone other than my mother.

Grace

What did he say? Something starting with Abra-cadabra? Maybe he's trying to make you disappear.

Ashley